matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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