at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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