You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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