Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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