I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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