All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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