C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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