I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
