Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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