And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Randomize
