Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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