why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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