That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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