dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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