all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you win again, gameday.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
