Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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