I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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