I don't think brook has ever known best
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
3 2 1 whiskey
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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