after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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