problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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