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my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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