The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We had sex on a dog bed..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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