is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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