If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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