office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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