i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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