I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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