hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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