So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
