just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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