i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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