Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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