Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
