What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If that was your dad, he is hot
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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