just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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