I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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