oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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