I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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