I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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