Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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