wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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