I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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