I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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