My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We are all done wearing pants today
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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