i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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