The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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