Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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