How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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