Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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