I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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