Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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