She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I cut my penus on the lid.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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