? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Randomize
