People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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