I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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