I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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