So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
